*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.
One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"
"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
13 days, 19 chapters and 7313 words later, i can finally say that my macklemore/kanye west magical girl/high school AU featuring vriska serket as mitt romney, the entire republican party, skrillmau5 as mecha pilots, and taylor swift as a cannibalistic vampire fan fiction, same love lockdown, has finally come to a close. thank you all for reading <3
“There’s this crazy woman inside of me and I just let her go.” — On playing Rosalyn Rosenfeld in “American Hustle
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"